angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

letmeclarafy:

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

staysay-says-so lmfao<3

twentyonescreens:

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

"what are you gonna do, kill me?"

I’ll play with your hair
until the weight of the night
anchors your eyes shut.
― (via touchmeiamfamous)