metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED